Seinfeld photo by David Hume Kennerly
 
 INT. LATHAM COUNTY PRISON - DAY
 
JERRY ONSTAGE, DOING STAND-UP. THE PRISON POPULATION MAKES UP THE AUDIENCE.
 
 
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JERRY
So what is the deal with the yard? I mean when I was a kid, my mother wanted me to play in the yard, but of course she didn't have to worry about your next door neighbor, Tommy, sticking a shiv in my thigh. 
 
SILENCE, EXCEPT FOR KRAMER, WHO IS LAUGHING.
 
JERRY (CONT'D)
And what's with the lock-down? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison in prison? You would think the weight lifting and sodomy is enough. 
 
KRAMER BURSTS OUT IN LAUGHTER AGAIN.
 
AS THE GUARD ESCORTS JERRY OFF, THE CROWD BOOS.
 
JERRY (CONT'D)
See you in the cafeteria!
 
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